John and Sherlock had sex in the gay pilot, literally, they canonically fucked each other, you can’t deny that, there are no arguments to use, this is neither a headcanon nor whatever, they definitely did the do that night
THE FACE OF A MAN ABOUT TO GET SOME

also:
I still can’t believe this exists
“Somewhere in a parallel universe, where none of us were fortunate to be born in, Sherlock and John have already been married for three years, have adopted a dog and go out for romantic dinners every Friday night”.
